Who can argue with this?

I've just been sitting here, hoping I could will the laundry to become clean without actually having to walk to the laundry room and put it in the washer, and I caught myself looking at a bird feeder Frank made a while ago, in Cub Scouts I think. He wrote, "Bird Buffet" on one side, and "No birds allowed" on the other. When I asked him why, he responded,

[drumroll]

"It doesn't matter what you write on a bird feeder, because birds can't read."